i woke up pissed off
i wish i could get paid for complaining
Me on my birthday
Funny how this applies to ‘sisterhood’, too.
Me first, from here on out.
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.